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The elusive Family Doghouse

The classic family doghouse wall plaque. We are sure that you will be delighted, and almost tempted to blow some Pall Mall Menthols on it to make it smell like Grandma’s house.

A note about Genealogybank.com

I had gotten a year’s subscription to Genealogybank.com about 11.5 months ago, I found that I didn’t use it as often as I thought I would… My sister and dad had already trod this ground pretty well, even making a…
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Who is the “dumb” one?

When I was young, I worked at a Radio Shack. My manager, Pete, was quite the salesman, and had little patience for poor salesmanship in others.

… In bed!

I used to work in a shop where we would order teriyaki once a week, it came with fortune cookies. Now, there was a tradition where if someone had a fortune that they wanted to share with the group, he…
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Solar Racers Go Fast

We’ve got the last several dozen of these solar racers at a real bargain price, great for science fair projects, robotics, or just for fun.


Think you have every snowglobe? Think again

This is a great gift for your favorite snowglobe nut. (Take my wife, please; she’s about five cats and a stack of old newspapers short of being on that TV show about hoarders. This from the guy with a case…
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Let’s talk about your bathroom…

My family laughs at me because I am always singing the praises of our Kohler Cimmaron upstairs toilet. It truly is a “throne”. We bought it several years ago, and except for the time Teresa knocked a box of bathroom…
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Grocery list in the corner pocket

I was racking my brain the other day, and all I could come up with was a question about the phrase “racking my brain”. Is it from the world of billiards? Am I putting my thoughts in a plastic frame,…
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Cereal Mascots on the prowl

I was having a bowl of Golden Grahams, reading the back of the cereal box (Having forgotten to bring my cellphone downstairs) I was momentarily confused by this horrifying mish-mash of puzzles and weird graphics.

Salty dog means whaaat?

We were just settin’ around jawing a spell, and I got on the Google, found a video from the old Andy Griffith & Mayberry RFD series. I always liked the girl with this little jug band that would come around,…
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