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We finally got our yearly allotment of these
family shenanigans doghouse sets, we have inspected them and approve wholeheartedly.
The family doghouse plaque we offer is EXACTLY like the one grandma had.
Last year, boneless pork rectums were all the rage, but now people won’t give a plugged nickel for them. Why are you so fickle? Our “USDA CHOICE” Temporary Tattoo is probably required to work at the pork rectum plant.
There are some people who are so close to the edge of reason, having someone put dirty dishes in with the ones that were already clean could result in a fork attack. If you are one of those people, please consider our big CLEAN vs. DIRTY flip magnet for the dishwasher.
I used to work in a shop where we would order teriyaki once a week, it came with fortune cookies. Now, there was a tradition where if someone had a fortune that they wanted to share with the group, he or she would read the fortune out loud, and everyone would add in unison, “… […]
Someone on eBaY if offering this awesome yellow rotary phone. I was thinking about biting on this one, it would look really neat on my desk! Unfortunately, I don’t seem to have a line in here. Also, I think I read that the phone companies don’t support rotary phones anymore. And our phone is actually on a fiber optic line, that’s another unknown.
So, in all likelihood, this phone would be a serious overkill of a paperweight… Unless…. Continue reading