Whimsical nonsense like Heartbreak Medication and "Bullshit no More" pills.
I liked Fat Freddy's cat, there was a running gag where he would shit in Fat Freddy's shoe. It was funny because that cat was so very happy doing it. The cockroach army was funny until a few years later when I moved into a crappy apartment and found out about cockroaches.
I realize most of those are sent to folks who bought from our online store one time, and it's like the guy that pumped your gas and said "If Ethyl don't mind!" showed up at your house.
It will rattle the envelope and startle the heck out of someone, because A. people are kind of dumb and B. It's a response honed by many generations of desert-dwelling humans.
You have no doubt heard the expression "Go twiddle your thumbs." My grandmother used to say it a lot. But have you ever seen a twiddle? The answer is a definite no.
There is a contest to find out what is the lowest possible number that does not have any Google results. In fact, it sounds like a test for a tech industry job interview.
One of our suppliers sells these fun burlap bags with marijuana brand logos on them
...his tongue rolls out like he's just seen Miss Piggy in a bikini.
New item, help-counter hand grenade sight gags. We were surprised what the relato-bot says is related to this item.
I made him this business card on the back of an envelope, but nooo that's not good enough.
Last year, boneless pork rectums were all the rage, but now people won't give a plugged nickel for them.