Our Puff cigarettes and puff cigars will be used in the upcoming production of “A ghost of a Chance” at the Port Lavaca Main Street Theatre in Port Lavaca, Texas. I wish I could get down there to see it, just for the lady kissing a vacuum cleaner bag? Maybe they will put it on YouTube.

Labels: now showing, theater props

I don't get this notebook scribbling from the creator of XKCD comics (Direct link). Is he inventing Velcro here?

Labels: comics

What kind of cheese would a Computer Mouse like?

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Why, stainless steel cheese, of course.

Sometimes our shipping calculator goes completely haywire and tries to charge like $11 to ship a five-ounce package, esp. to Canada where it should be closer to say three bucks?


So the phrase that pays is “Refund Extra Shipping” – put that in the COMMENTS part of your order (It’s not a coupon per se)


We will refund the extra you paid if the shipping charge exceeds what we pay for the postage. In other words– No handling!


Just another way The Restless Mouse Novelty Emporium helps you save.

Labels: shipping, Specials

Boy Howdy, we get some weird spam, and I don’t mean lunch meat with bits of corn in it. Check this out:

Tреклист:
1. Choanal Imperforation (6:33)
2. Eustachian Tube (5:52)
3. Not Yet 1 (1:56)
4. Kissing Disease (4:17)
5. Meniere's Vertigo (5:45)
6. Not Yet 2 (2:07)
7. Social Phobia (7:14)
8. Vocal Cord Polypus (5:54)
9. Not Yet 3 (1:36)
10. Panic Disorder (3:54)
11. Scoliosis + Astigmatism (5:31)

It had a sound file attached, are they a band or a podcast about medical disorders? I have #4, #6, #7, I had #10 at the dentist one time, and half of #11.

Labels: attempts.at.humor, spam

A rough look at our new mascot.

Eventually he will have proportion and depth and all of that artistic BS.

He also needs a clipboard, and a name!

Right now he is ARID (Anthropomorphic Retro Input Device) MAN. I’ll post various versions here until everyone here is satisfied with it, or until I give up on the idea.  

Labels: comics, OneBigHappy