I RECKON that one of our most basic rights as Americans is to be able to poke fun at our elected representatives. Apparently many agree, hence the popularity of our Obama-themed funny money
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With some trepidation, we are about to acquire a batch of exploding cigarette loads. Apparently I never learn. Allow me to explain.
When I was about 12, my family was on vacation at Birch Bay, this was in the early 70′s. There was a little joke shop near the little amusement park there, I got ahold of whatever I could scrounge up the money for, which is hard to do on vacation. Got some of those cigarette loads, my grandma wasn’t there yet so nobody smoked cigs… BUT my dad smoked a pipe…
I put some (at least 3) in there but got bored waiting for him to “light up”… He did when I was out and from what I understand it nearly blew his reading glasses off. I got kinda yelled at, but I think mom was hiding a smirk.
Later, I put a tailpipe whistle in grandma’s Dodge Dart, but didn’t account for her being somewhat deaf. So she drove off with it and I never heard another thing about it. It might have fallen out somewhere. That was disappointing, but I learned a lesson about vetting your mark, or whatever.
We are saddened to hear that the Monkey Business Joke Shop in Lincoln City, Oregon will be closing in a matter of weeks. I understand that they are having a pretty good closing sale, you would be well advised to take your Oregon Coast trip by the end of March, because nothing livens up a romantic cabin getaway like a remote-controlled fart machine.
We offer many of the items they have (or had) and will be acquiring their leftover stock, if you all don’t beat us to the punch. It would be nice if someone picked up where they left off and continued this fine tradition, but I can’t retire from my “real” job yet, and besides, I’m probably too arthritic to live near the sea. Anyone?
We have been sort of confined to quarters by bad weather, so to keep from goind all REDRUM! we have been playing Pictionary.
Now, every time we open the Pictionary box, I am confronted by the the drawings from earlier games. This picture is pretty obviously “Deodorant”…
… But this one took a while to remember… It looks like a German Shephard with a giant fly on his back, as viewed through a window. Then I noticed the horse footprints, and remembered, it’s a “Trojan Horse”. I shouldn’t have tried to draw a gift box around him.
Tonight, I sort of had the opportunity to cheat, Frank drew a line, and being a smart Alec I yelled LINE! And Frank exclaimed “He guessed it!” Teresa and Daphne wanted to know how I guessed it from just a line! I was confused by this, turns out the word was “Lion”. Everybody ganged up on me then and made me spit out my gum.
i was going to post our old button-making machine on eBaY, but I lost the directions. Googled it, now this kid made it look like so much fun, suddenly everybody wants to make buttons. It’s really hard to get rid of anything around here.
What is wrong with kids today? I can’t get anyone interested in going anywhere today, just because of a little sleet and rain… Just look at this 50′s family, marching out to garden at the first opportunity, despite everyone having lost their feet in a horrible push mower accident the previous year.
I am so frustrated! These keychains look great, but I just can’t get a good picture, video, or scan of them. They are too reflective.
The flashing “billboard” part of the keychain is about 2 5/8″ long. The picture says BAD ASS top left, “TRAILER TRASH” lower left. The picture is of a little camping trailer and a trash can. It kind of reminds me of those old Lucky beer cap puzzles. The billboard flashes on and off when exposed to light. No batteries needed; it’s solar. On sale at That Restless Mouse for just 87 cents! Just get them out of my sight. I’m done.
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Just heard that Hostess is going into bankruptcy (for the second time in recent memory) Hopefully they won’t be liquidated this time. Of course, the products such as Wonder Bread, Twinkies, etc. are valuable assets, and surely would live on under new management, right? right? I don’t know why I care, I’m diabetic and can’t have any of that.
When I was a kid, I really thought “Twinkie the Kid” was about par with the Cheerios kid as pathetic mascot. I remain convinced that The Frito Bandito would win in a shootout with T-kid, sadly you can’t really kill him.
Some of the items that might be found in our super value mystery grab bags; Tic-Tac-Toast, Onion ring Minds, Walking robot pencil sharpener, A foot shaped thing that holds movies or DVD’s, pennant that says “ASSISTANT MANAGER”, fake cigar, bracelets, barf buckets, screaming toilet seat gag, fake vomit, fart cushion, magic book, ominous tiki, many other items too humorous to mention. These are just examples of things in current, past or future grab bags; who knows what you will end up with.
I think this suitcase as end table thing is really neat. I would keep a change of clothes and a large amount of cash in it, if I ever get the urge to split, I could just knock the legs off on the way out the door.
One of our most "clicked on" products, the "Naked Lady" tip-and-strip float pen. We have the guy pens too. Don't blame me, that was the wife's idea. I still have no idea why she is so interested in those polite cartoon chipmunks.
Road Rage Help
There's nothing worse than being stuck in traffic, with a sore throat. Now there's help, our Road Rage Megaphone will talk to those morons on your behalf.
Dollar-bill Business Cards
$1, $5, $20, $100 realistic bill edge business cards! Annoy your customers for fun and profit.
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Gumball Machine Warehouse
Start a profitable vending machine business, or just “monetize” that spot by the door where the kid with the pocket of quarters loiters.
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Apparently many agree, hence the popularity of our 
And assorted GIANT SIZE items for acting, educational props, or just for fun.
We are saddened to hear that the Monkey Business Joke Shop in Lincoln City, Oregon will be closing in a matter of weeks. I understand that they are having a pretty good closing sale, you would be well advised to take your Oregon Coast trip by the end of March, because nothing livens up a romantic cabin getaway like a remote-controlled fart machine. 
We have been sort of confined to quarters by bad weather, so to keep from goind all REDRUM! we have been playing Pictionary. 
What is wrong with kids today? I can’t get anyone interested in going anywhere today, just because of a little sleet and rain… Just look at this 50′s family, marching out to garden at the first opportunity, despite everyone having lost their feet in a horrible push mower accident the previous year. 
I am so frustrated! These keychains look great, but I just can’t get a good picture, video, or scan of them. They are too reflective. 
Just heard that Hostess is going into bankruptcy (for the second time in recent memory) Hopefully they won’t be liquidated this time. Of course, the products such as Wonder Bread, Twinkies, etc. are valuable assets, and surely would live on under new management, right? right? I don’t know why I care, I’m diabetic and can’t have any of that.
Teresa gets a bit carried away with the “Arts and Crafts” sometimes. My son is appalled, this used to be his favorite toy fire truck.
One of our most "clicked on" products, the 
There's nothing worse than being stuck in traffic, with a sore throat. Now there's help, our 
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