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The Restless Mouse Online Variety & Novelty Store sounds like a pretty big operation, but we actually operate out of an old ramshackle house on the edge of town, subsisting on meager profits and my night job in a filthy warehouse. This low overhead keeps our prices a bit lower that our competition. Here's what's happening;


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We don't just shrug and turn away. If we don't have what you are looking for, we'll check our sources, do some online research, call our guy in Chicago who has been in the business since before I was born... whatever it takes, or at least as much as my short attention span allo

The Restless Mouse carries hundreds of novelty and retro items, please take a stroll through our virtual aisles.
Thanks for visiting, John & Teresa Everett, Proprietors


Postman's BLue Plate Special

For a limited time, get it faster at no extra charge

It's the "Postman Special" some of our customers may remember, we do this from time to time. You get PRIORITY MAIL instead of standard parcel or mail shipping. You will get your stuff a lot faster.

I couldn't find a way to create a coupon that would do this, our store's coupon system is harder than Chinese Math with a dull pencil.

THE WORKAROUND: Just put the "Phrase that Pays" (see below) in the COMMENTS section when you order. This won't work as a coupon.

THE FINE PRINT ON THIS OFFER: Gosh, it wasn't supposed to be that complicated! I ought to work for the government.

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