We finally got our yearly allotment of these
family shenanigans doghouse sets, we have inspected them and approve wholeheartedly.
The family doghouse plaque we offer is EXACTLY like the one grandma had.
Last year, boneless pork rectums were all the rage, but now people won’t give a plugged nickel for them. Why are you so fickle? Our “USDA CHOICE” Temporary Tattoo is probably required to work at the pork rectum plant.
We had a run on these for stocking stuffers at Christmas but there are several dozen of these solar racers at a real bargain price (NOW JUST 88 cents!!) , great for science fair projects, robotics, or just for fun.
There are some people who are so close to the edge of reason, having someone put dirty dishes in with the ones that were already clean could result in a fork attack. If you are one of those people, please consider our big CLEAN vs. DIRTY flip magnet for the dishwasher.
We got a trial order of these fun little one-shot flasks. I couldn’t resist the leather-wrapped John Wayne flask that is inscribed, “A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do!” – apparently a man’s gotta drink a small amount of an adult beverage.
From our “product Mascot” files; I was perusing the local free newspaper and was stopped in my tracks by this enticing coupon…