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November 17th, 2010 No Comments

I work graveyard, and I end up sleeping 3 or 4 hours in the morning, and another 3 or 4 in the afternoon… end up spending a lot of time in the “Sandman Zone”, neither awake nor asleep.

This morning, I was in that strange zone, was thinking about plumbing, for some reason imagining a truck with the logo for “LEE KING PLUMBING” – it got me started thinking about this fictitious family of entreprenuers. It would be okay to hire his brother from RAY KING LANDSCAPING, but not his brother A. KING CHIROPRACTOR, or especially not the accounting firm of BILL KING. SO KING HOT TUB COMPANY would be OK but kind of pushing the limits of the game.  ( Any similarity to real persons or businesses living or dead is strictly coincidental! )

Anyway, you can see why I struggle to become fully awake. Maybe an alarm clock is in order here.

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