My left foot

can't keep my shoes tied Here’s the thing. I don’t mind having my shoe come untied once in a blue moon. I even take precautions, such as orthopedic socks, and double knotting. But three or four times a day. And ALWAYS the LEFT shoe. Are there shoestring gnomes at work?

I am going to ask my podiatrist if I am a candidate for Velcro brand hook and loop fastener, or surgical shoelace implants. And I hear they are doing amazing things with tattooed feet.

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