Red Green Blues

May 8th, 2012 No Comments

Red Green Show at the Tacoma Dome! I just got a postcard informing me that Red Green is bringing his one man show to The Pantages Theatre in Tacoma on July 18. You know it’s fancy because they spell it “Theatre” instead of “Theater”.

I’m kind of bummed because it’s on a Wednesday and I have a night job that would overlap a bit.

They put me on the mailing list because about a year ago, I bought some Red Green suspenders from so I wouldn’t have to stop mowing the lawn to hitch up my pants.

Unfortunately, the suspenders are of the type that hooks over a belt, rather than clipping to the top of your jeans. It chaffs my hide to combine a belt and suspenders.

I know what you are thinking, that I should use duct tape, but trust me, it’s not a good idea to use duct tape on any article of clothing. Just trust me on that.

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