I used to work in a shop where we would order teriyaki once a week, it came with fortune cookies. Now, there was a tradition where if someone had a fortune that they wanted to share with the group, he or she would read the fortune out loud, and everyone would add in unison, “… IN BED!”
I think I have found the ultimate fortune for this little game;
This post brought to you by the classic Fortune Fish. Why are people always trying to find out what is in the future? It will be here soon enough.