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Last year, boneless pork rectums were all the rage, but now people won’t give a plugged nickel for them. Why are you so fickle? Our “USDA CHOICE” Temporary Tattoo is probably required to work at the pork rectum plant.
I have taken one of these little cellphone styluses that plugs into the headphone jack, it’s great for someone like me, who never uses that jack at the top of phone (I’m down with the bluetooth now). It’s great for Draw Something, Words with Fiends, or any situation where the screen needs to be touched. It works quite well as far as responsiveness. I would like it better if it was just a little longer, but if Ifs and Buts were candy and nuts, we would ALL have a Merry Christmas.
Since it’s partly my business and some of the inventory is stored in what would otherwise be my manly den, or “Man Cave”, that gives me a five-finger discount. But you can get one pretty darn cheap, just click here to check out our new tablet/cell mini-stylus – Works with Iphones, Ipads, you could poke out an eye with it, also Android phones, tablets, just about anything with a touch screen these days. Quantity discounts for more than one and for larger quantities. Huge assortment of colors. Check it out!
We finally got some more of our “Explained” Round Tuits. The ones that just said TUIT on the back were befuddling to some. “What is a tuit?” they would ask themselves. Then vow to google it when they get around to it. HELLO.
Here’s a lady starting up a Bigfoot club. She says there’s DNA! The meetings are BYOB, I have a CD holder that I dropped in the snow…
We had this video made for our old site, now it’s just RestlessMouse.com, no “that” in front. I dug it out as sort of a new year inspiration. My tradition new year inspiration, is of course, Spike Jones:
We sell a lot of these Generic condoms. Now please note, I don’t know how reliable they are, and I don’t trust your girlfriend, so buyer beware. (It’s just for a laugh.)
BTW, did you know that “Ramses” brand condoms are named after the great pharaoh Ramses II, who fathered more than 160 children? What the hell were they thinking?
WE REGRET any inconvenience, confusion, or general discombobulation caused by our transition from THATrestlessMouse.com to RestlessMouse.com
We started the site at THAT restless Mouse years ago, I think 11? Meanwhile, there have been many changes, new services, and new challenges in the marketplace. We were able to find a new secure ecommerce platform that allows more flexibility for changing the website without hiring expensive programming help, and at a third of the cost.
Now the problem is, with two websites going from the same stock, the inventory doesn’t get properly updated, and one or the other ends up advertising stock that we don’t have.
So we are making the leap and pulling all the items off the old site and just leaving a signpost there.
Rest assured that we will handle any last-minute orders with the same attention we always have, and our customer service after the sale will not suffer. Thank you for your continued support. – John and Teresa
From our Cheap Thrills File, We bring you the $3.95 Grab Bag Surprise, a heaping helping of the oddities and flotsam you have come to expect from the Restless Mouse.
It’s a World of Wonder, namely you will wonder where your four bucks went. The stuff inside is worth way more than that, but people are naturally suspicious of seemingly good deals, and who can blame them.