Tacky Decor

Mister Owl, How many Q-tips DOES it take to make my ear stop itching?

Wise old owl is now a basket case

I think someone is messing with my head, I keep finding this owl in different places, now he is nesting in the box above the toilet. He was supposed to be a clever way to store Q-tips, I think, in my younger days I would use him for Tootsie Pops, but I can’t have those any more. He stares at me, and silently mocks my personal hygiene rituals.