In the News Archive
13 Apr 2013
Big Foot meets Dr. Scholl
Here's a lady starting up a Bigfoot club. She says there's DNA! The meetings are BYOB, I have a CD holder that I dropped in the snow...
17 Feb 2013
Presidents of long ago bored with afterlife, apparently.
President’s Day is Monday, Feb. 18th, so Gasoline Alley is taking a break from their weekday storyline about a guy marrying a donkey in order to inherit money, to bring this biting political commentary; Lincoln and Washington can laugh about it, because they are both dead.
16 Dec 2012
No news is good news
Apparently my neighbors can’t take any more news either. And who could blame them? Even the comics are depressing (Funky Winkerbean)
23 Sep 2012
My sister’s bees barf tasty honey.
My sister in Oregon has been raising bees, but I am not sure about their marketing strategy. I do want to buy a t-shirt, so that’s a good sign, I guess.
11 Jul 2012
Lese-Majesty not just for royalty?
With all the products we sell that poke gentle fun at presidents, former presidents, and various potentates and potential potentates, such as the “Obama funny money”, I sure hope they don’t decide to make new Lese-Majesty* laws ( * The crime of violating majesty, an offence against the dignity of a reigning sovereign or against
16 Jun 2012
Cashman Week
Last week was “Pat Cashman” week. It all started when I mentioned that someone at work didn’t need to “Go all Brad Beagleman about it”. Then I was forced to explain that to “”Go all Brad Beagleman” meant to care too much, from an old bit Pat Cashman did about a car dealer who would
08 May 2012
Red Green Blues
I just got a postcard informing me that Red Green is bringing his one man show to The Pantages Theatre in Tacoma on July 18. You know it’s fancy because they spell it “Theatre” instead of “Theater”. I’m kind of bummed because it’s on a Wednesday and I have a night job that would overlap
18 Apr 2012
Should you vomit in your baby’s mouth? Discuss.
So I opened my email this morning, and the very first one; Should You Pre-Chew Your Child’s Food? Apparently Alicia Silverstone has decided that the big mixers at Gerber aren’t good enough for her baby, so she chews the food herself, and spits it in the baby’s mouth. Like a mother bird. I kid you