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Super Heroes doing the best they can

Kellogg’s has just created a new purported superhero. I’m a little skeptical. What exactly are his superpowers? Does it have something to do with that spoon on his forehead? What is his kryptonite? Who is his nemesis, maybe Ham&Eggs Man? Toast Girl? I could scan it with my cellphone, but I suspect that I will

Fifty years of reading the comics, you find a bit of wisdom here and there.

Hidden nuggets from Gasoline Alley… I have been reading “Gasoline Alley” since I was old enough to snap the rubber band and carefully remove the half-page tire store ad on the Sunday edition. Once in a while there is a nugget of true wisdom in the comics, and it’s almost always dispensed by a crotchety

Presidents of long ago bored with afterlife, apparently.

President’s Day is Monday, Feb. 18th, so Gasoline Alley is taking a break from their weekday storyline about a guy marrying a donkey in order to inherit money, to bring this biting political commentary; Lincoln and Washington can laugh about it, because they are both dead.

Frosty’s Revenge

I have never understood the whole "Frosty" thing. When I was a kid, I could accept the other Rankin-Bass concepts, the island of misfit toys, Burgermeister Meisterburger just made me hungry. But Frosty, well when I was a kid, if I put a hat on a snowman, and it came to life, I would have

Be like the hamster

Who hasn’t tried this? When I was like 8, I was trying to find out if I could navigate the house if I was blind. I got out of my room and made a left into the hall OK, but then I turned right too soon and walked into my parent’s bedroom, where they were

Your girlfriend probably doesn’t smell that good either.

A guy is demanding a refund for deodorant because his girlfriend still insists that he smells bad.

Ziggy’s artificial hip was installed backwards

I have questions about our old pal Ziggy. How is he able to stand with his heel exposed like that? Because when we are walking the dog and need to check for dog doo, that would be really handy. Maybe something is weird with his hip joint? Is this why he doesn’t like to wear

Marvin has a lot of nerve

Marvin has a lot of nerve to say anything about the dog’s smells.