Jokes Archive
28 Jun 2012
The Thursday joke
I love jokes that I can tell as if they happened to me. The problem now is, whenever I start to relate ANY story, serious or not, my friends and coworkers will fold their arms and smirk… Anyway, I enjoyed this one. Hope you will too; A guy is on an elevator and a blonde
18 Jun 2012
What was the punchline to that joke?
It seems that this old couple is having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful; they come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbors about it. Some months later, a neighbor approaches the man as he works in his garden. Neighbor asks, “Say, Ed, what
12 Jan 2012
Two old guys at a bar…
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said to my friend… “That’s us in 10 years.” He said, “That’s a mirror, dip-shit!”
17 Nov 2011
Ailment #437
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what’s wrong with me? Doctor: You have far too much free time!
06 Nov 2011
Don’t like this website?
Don’t like this website? Consider the story of the old man, the boy, and the donkey. An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old
06 Nov 2011
How to tell time…
This morning Daylight Savings Time began, or ended, or whatever; had to set the clocks back an hour. This reminds me of the Story of the Talking Clock: While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?”
23 Aug 2011
Good luck with getting anyone to do any work…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.” Nine hands went up. “Why
23 Nov 2010
Take it from an old married guy.
GUYS! Think before you speak! The wife says: “Hey! Let’s go out and have a good time tonight!” Husband: “Okay! But if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.”
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