Restless Mouse FYI Archive
12 Apr 2013
How we calculate shipping

We try to only break even on shipping overall, but didn’t want to get into complex algorithms ala “Big Bang Theory”. So, this is our simple plan; We charge a FLAT RATE for every order under $39 – Currently $4.44 for USA and Canada; $6.16 for USPS Priority Mail (Usually takes 2 to 3 days);
14 Jul 2012
It’s all fun and games until someone Googles Alexa’s Bing Wiki
Yeah, some times late at night, I google myself. We also use Alexa. Alexa has a little chart with search terms people use to get to our longstanding website ThatRestlessMouse.com (Gradually being overtaken by our new improved store at RestlessMouse.com) Everything seems to be in order here…. Obama Zero Dollar Money, check…. Giant Stuff, sure
06 Jul 2012
Across the big pond to Australia
So how long DOES it take for a package to get from the left coast of these United States, to Australia? Let’s ask the wise old owl. Well, in this case, just about two months. We send a dozen tins of “Garlic mints” on May 4th to an address in Queensland, and it arrived on
06 Jul 2012
RSS test #2; This time it’s personal.
Well, nuts. I have been trying to get this blog’s RSS feed to display WITH pictures at our new RESTLESS MOUSE store over here but as Sergeant Frank Drebin once said, “No Dice”. Apparently I will have to rely on wit and flowery language.
19 Jun 2012
What is the point of these chickens?
I had a guy on Fiverr do this video to make the point that our prices are so low, it’s basically chicken feed. It was a dumb idea
12 May 2012
Please help keep “the Mouse” alive..
Won’t you help keep the (restless) mouse alive? Here’s How! Like us, Pin us, tweet and shout. If you mention us on your social media stuff, Google will give us more love too. She’s a fickle mistress. Mention us on your blog, on a buliten board, or other website. That would be awesome. Tell your
12 May 2012
The one about the telephone orders
I have a love/hate relationship with my phone. It’s one of those “Smart” phones. (Remember when a Smart phone was when you talked to the chief on your shoe? Anyone? Anyone?) So what I love is playing “Words with Friends” (Scrabble) with my sisters. Talking on the phone, not so much. But, it’s part of
22 Apr 2012
Monkey Business Merch is in!
We went to Portland yesterday and met up with Mary from the Monkey Business Joke Shop of Lincoln City, we bought out her merchandise. She also found a bunch more crap from her joke shop in addition to the stuff on the list, we have been having fun going through it all. So there will
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