Our toll-free line just routes to the house cellphone. So you can see our predicament. Maybe try the “contact us” link above as a work-around.
We had this video made for our old site, now it’s just RestlessMouse.com, no “that” in front. I dug it out as sort of a new year inspiration.
My tradition new year inspiration, is of course, Spike Jones:
I love this old song, “She can’t find her keys”, but something bothers me about this video excerpt from the old dance show, “Shindig”.
So this guy is waiting for a goodnight kiss, but apparently he has some sort of attention deficit problem- he just gives up and leaves her standing on her porch, presumably still searching for her keys. For some reason, she goes out with him again the next night; and the same thing happens. She has all kinds of crap in her purse, that’s part of the problem. But as luck would have it, he had her keys the whole time. Why? That’s kind of creepy. How did she get in after the first date?
I think she should call a locksmith.
When I grow up, I am going to Google myself!
School is starting and it’s time to pull the old Rattlesnake Egg Prank. People keep making more kids so there is always someone around that will fall for it and they do fall for it. A lot of people give today’s kids too much credit for being “sophisticated” and streetwise, they are even more gullible than when I was a kid in the 60′s. We had to be smart or we didn’t get to grow up, nobody protected us every minute, and we were out in the real world, with cigarettes and fireworks and no helmets, and stranger danger was by word of mouth only.
But I digress. We are so sure that our reusable Rattlesnake Egg gags work, just put the word RATTLESNAKE! in the comments section of your next order, and we will include one free. Not valid with any other “comments offer”. The free one is in addition to any that you put in your cart & pay for.
I guess this is more of a psychology/sociology thing than a science thing. Hopefully you will get this kind of response;
We were just settin’ around jawing a spell, and I got on the Google, found this video from the old Andy Griffith & Mayberry RFD series. I always liked the girl with this little jug band that would come around, here she is at the house but I saw another where she is doing “Salty Dog” at Goober’s Garage, or some such industrial environment. It seemed a bit racier in that environment.
So we were wondering what her being a “salty dog” would entail. Does she want to swear a lot? Will she prepare Oscar Meyer products with high sodium content? I Googled it. Now I can’t un-know what I learned, but if you don’t know, please don’t Google it. I lost a little of my innocence tonight.
This is the time of year when the summer starts up here in the Northwest, where the grass is green and the sideburns are bushy. Sorry to hear about all the heat and fires elsewhere! I will take the rain and clouds October to June that we have here, any day of the week.
I had a guy on Fiverr do this video to make the point that our prices are so low, it’s basically chicken feed. It was a dumb idea
New webvertisement from Non-Juan the “UnOfficial Spokesman” – We got via Fiverr… He nailed it!
This is what everything sounds like to me. Now do you understand why my sanity is frayed?
Congrats to Dick Van Dyke on his recent marriage, at age 86 you have to admire that. I loved the Dick Van Dyke show. It holds up well after all these years- I recently watched a “Welcome Back Kotter” rerun and I can’t believe I used to watch that every week instead of smoking in the alley with my friends.
That being said, I also kind of liked the pilot for what became the Dick Van Dyke show, Carl Reiner was funny, and Barbara Britton could have been Mrs. Petrie if we didn’t all have MTM permanently entrenched in that role. It could have become a hit with a little tweaking; See for yourself.