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Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of our website.

. NEW! Now we have the Flying Monkey Slingshot Toy. Uh, moake that SCREAMING flying monkey.

A Basic Freedom

I RECKON that one of our most basic rights as Americans is to be able to poke fun at our elected representatives. Apparently many agree, hence the popularity of our Obama-themed funny money

Props

Visit our Prop Department For stage cigars, actor's cigarettes, And assorted GIANT SIZE items for acting, educational props, or just for fun.

Mail Order

Mail Order? How quaint.


If you prefer to pay by mail (and lots of people do), just print your order and enclose payment, and mail it to the address shown.

Or use our handy
mail order form,
there is a special shipping rate of just $2.00 there. Why? We encourage mail order, because it saves us on credit card processing fees, plus we get a cheap thrill when checks arrive in the mail.

You don’t even need a form; just write your order on a napkin, greasy spoon joint menu, or in the margin of a twenty and mail to:

Teresa Everett
TheRestlessMouse.com
PO Box 3022
Arlington, WA 98223

You can make it out to Teresa Everett or to TheRestlessMouse.com – Any questions? Call our cell (425)343-6750 – Uh that’s cellPHONE, we’re not in jail or anything.

Sorry, We don’t have a paper catalog, we tried that and found it to be a money pit.

Retro “Naked Lady” Pen

One of our most "clicked on" products, the "Naked Lady" tip-and-strip float pen. We have the guy pens too. Don't blame me, that was the wife's idea. I still have no idea why she is so interested in those polite cartoon chipmunks.

Road Rage Help

There's nothing worse than being stuck in traffic, with a sore throat. Now there's help, our Road Rage Megaphone will talk to those morons on your behalf.
Hey suckups! S.A.D. (Supervisor Appreciation Day) is approaching!