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WHY the multiple bottles of stink perfume?

Why the warehouse-store sized orders for stink perfume? I can understand people buying 1 or two bottles of our horrible  Stink Perfume to put in the bathroom cabinet, teach a lesson to the snoopers…


Is it too much to ask?

All I want is to be able to take a Chimichanga out of the freezer, open the end, nuke it for 90 seconds as instructed, and be able to enjoy the entire thing, instead of leaving the hard ends and…
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The old fart mug is tired.

I stopped at a St. Vincent De Paul store yesterday, I am told that St. Vincent is the patron saint of smelly used crap?? Anyway, I scored this hilarious old fart mug for 49 cents!

This tape will self destruct in  10 seconds

Bite me, Chipmunks; any kid can do that.

I always had to have a reel-to-reel tape recorder to monkey with, when I was a kid. These became a little scarce with the advent of cassette tapes, but you could still get the little reels of tape for them…
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Bellingham Model Train Museum 2007

Purple Dinosaurs must die.

This is one of the little nuances that I love at the Bellingham Railway Museum. Although I would rather that Barney got run over by an oncoming train, instead of one that is slowly backing onto a side spur line.

Plumbing and Mushrooms

We ate at an old diner in Renton today, I asked the server, “I thought this used to be something else… Maverick? When did that change?” She must get that a lot because she answered right away, “22 years ago.”…
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Who is the “dumb” one?

When I was young, I worked at a Radio Shack. My manager, Pete, was quite the salesman, and had little patience for poor salesmanship in others.