old age Archive

Two old guys at a bar…

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said to my friend… “That’s us in 10 years.” He said, “That’s a mirror, dip-shit!”

My sister feels old today

My sister posted this on our family site; “OMG, I think I’m going to be sick!! I was just looking at some receipts in my purse and saw the one from a few nights ago when I took Tim to Jack in the Box and was looking to see how much it was and saw