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Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of our website.

. NEW! Now we have the Flying Monkey Slingshot Toy. Uh, moake that SCREAMING flying monkey.

A Basic Freedom

I RECKON that one of our most basic rights as Americans is to be able to poke fun at our elected representatives. Apparently many agree, hence the popularity of our Obama-themed funny money

Props

Visit our Prop Department For stage cigars, actor's cigarettes, And assorted GIANT SIZE items for acting, educational props, or just for fun.

About/Contact

The Restless Mouse Novelty Co.
PO Box 3022
Arlington, WA 98223

Cell 1(425)343-6750
Toll-free 1(800)948-5785

CURRENT STATUS: We're building a new store here to eventually replace our longstanding store at ThatRestlessMouse.com (Why? it will save us about $170 every month and it will streamline our operation.)

ORDERING BY MAIL? Use this handy printer friendly mail order form!
Please make checks or money orders payable to TheRestlessMouse.com or to Teresa Everett

Retro “Naked Lady” Pen

One of our most "clicked on" products, the "Naked Lady" tip-and-strip float pen. We have the guy pens too. Don't blame me, that was the wife's idea. I still have no idea why she is so interested in those polite cartoon chipmunks.

Road Rage Help

There's nothing worse than being stuck in traffic, with a sore throat. Now there's help, our Road Rage Megaphone will talk to those morons on your behalf.
Hey suckups! S.A.D. (Supervisor Appreciation Day) is approaching!